Goblin Survivor

This NPC can be found in The Lost Isles (62).

Goblin Survivor yells: Bull's-eye!
Goblin Survivor yells: What do you think? Zombie Kill of the Week?
Goblin Survivor yells: Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
Goblin Survivor yells: That hurt!
Goblin Survivor yells: Doc!
Goblin Survivor yells: Chocolate-flavored vanilla!
Goblin Survivor yells: Invisible condiments. For an unobstructed view of your food.
Goblin Survivor yells: Giant gnomes. No, wait... tiny giants!
Goblin Survivor yells: Shoes with wheels on them. And gloves with wheels - for when you fall down.
Goblin Survivor yells: Mom detectors.
Goblin Survivor yells: Headshoes!
Goblin Survivor yells: Mouse-sized beartraps... no... Bear-sized mousetraps!!
Goblin Survivor yells: Recycling! But, for stuff that's never been used before.

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