Quotes (65)
- Perry Gatner says: Hey all! So how long until the jokes spawn?
- Perry Gatner says: I just flew in from Ironforge and, Boy!, are my mount's wings tired!
- Perry Gatner says: Hey folks, go easy on me... it's my first time.
- Perry Gatner says: Thanks for coming out to see me! I hope you are ready for a good time, because I am.
- Perry Gatner says: Whoa! Is all that applause for me? Thanks for coming out!
- Perry Gatner says: What a good looking crowd. The dwarven women even shaved.
- Perry Gatner says: Are you ready to laugh!
- Perry Gatner says: I never met a tauren I didn't like...
- Perry Gatner says: To eat!!
- Perry Gatner says: Last week I was in Goldshire. Have you been there?
- Perry Gatner says: That town's so small, I asked a kid to draw me a map. He drew it on the back of a Defias wanted poster...
- Perry Gatner says: to scale!!
- Perry Gatner says: Impersonation time!! I call this, "The Silly Tauren."
- Perry Gatner The comedian clears his throat.
- Perry Gatner The comedian impersonates a tauren.
- Perry Gatner says: Here's a good one, why do watermelons have water in them?
- Perry Gatner says: Because they are planted in the spring!
- Perry Gatner says: What's the deal with women? I mean they are always like...
- Perry Gatner The comedian impersonates a human female.
- Perry Gatner says: And then gnomes are even worse! They are always saying stuff like...
- Perry Gatner The comedian impersonates a gnome.
- Perry Gatner says: What time is it when an elekk sits on your fence?
- Perry Gatner says: Time to get a new fence!!
- Perry Gatner says: If I knew it was going to be like this, I'd have worn my Greater Boots of Laughter.
- Perry Gatner says: Apparently my reputation with you people is hostile.
- Perry Gatner says: Wow! The laughs don't drop very often here, do they?
- Perry Gatner says: Can I get a buff? I'm dying up here.
- Perry Gatner says: Come on! These jokes are epic!
- Perry Gatner says: Hey! Hey! Hey! It's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat she didn't just make the front cover of Ogre Today...
- Perry Gatner says: She made the back cover too!
- Perry Gatner says: The gnomes used to be a nice respectful people...
- Perry Gatner says: The other day I saw one walking down the street shouting, "Once you go gnome, you never go home!"
- Perry Gatner says: I love blood elf women. Especially when they say stuff like this...
- Perry Gatner The comedian impersonates a blood elf.
- Perry Gatner says: So the blood elves think they're just one step away from ruling the world...
- Perry Gatner says: Twelve steps is more like it!
- Perry Gatner says: One last impersonation. It's tough, but let's see if you can guess who it is...
- Perry Gatner The comedian impersonates an orc.
- Perry Gatner says: Now that the show's done, can someone run me through Scarlet Monestary?
- Perry Gatner says: Thank you! Don't forget to tip your waiters! Good night folks.
- Perry Gatner says: Well, it's time to take these comedic muscles elsewhere. Have a good night all!
- Perry Gatner says: Is it over already? You've been great folks. Walk safely and have a good night.
- Perry Gatner says: Thank you everyone! And keep clapping, there is a fly in here and one of you are bound to get it! Good night!
- Perry Gatner says: How many kobolds does it take to change a lantern wick?
- Perry Gatner says: You no take candle!
- Perry Gatner says: Goldshire's inn advertises a lakeside view...
- Perry Gatner says: I saw a murloc swim by my window.
- Perry Gatner says: Have you ever noticed that all those cute, orc kids look the same?
- Perry Gatner says: It's too bad they don't stay cute. There must be some rite of passage in the Barrens called, "Climb ugly tree and fall out."
- Perry Gatner says: I've heard that gnomes can grant wishes...
- Perry Gatner says: Well I wish they'd go away!
- Perry Gatner says: Look who's here, it's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat dragons won't eat her...
- Perry Gatner says: They don't know where to store the leftovers!
- Perry Gatner says: My wife and I were happy for 23 years...
- Perry Gatner says: And then we met!
- Perry Gatner says: What do you call a broken boomerang?
- Perry Gatner says: A stick!
- Perry Gatner says: So this gnome tells a tauren that he's been to Molten Core.
- Perry Gatner says: The tauren says, "That's a load of bull."
- Perry Gatner says: How desperate do you have to be for allies that you recruit your livestock?
- Perry Gatner says: I own a dog, but I'm not giving him a sword.
- Perry Gatner says: Used to be you couldn't trust a goblin...
- Perry Gatner says: Who am I kiddin'? If you trade with goblins you'd better have iron plating in your coinpurse.
- Perry Gatner says: [Common] Is it just me, or is the Horde about the ugliest enemy we could find?
- Perry Gatner says: [Orcish] Just so you guys don't feel left out, all I said was how attractive the blood elves are. It loses something in the translation.